Well I’m truly dazed and confused. Went and checked out more social networks than I was even aware existed. Now these weren’t specialized cyber societies. You know those that can super compute and multiply your job opportunities and/or business networking to the trillionth level. I did even walk down the cyber road to any special interest societies, or dating clubs. No, these were just good old smack you in the face I’m here societies. Come find me for I might have something really stupid to say and if you don’t continually follow me you will miss the whole event. I come to the realization that I must of crashed and burned on my bike only to awake to realize that the internet is a world of its own with people desperate to reach out and find someone else only because they do not go to coffee shops, diners, neighborhood bars, or just plain get desperate enough to ride up and down the strip or go to another’s house. I know face to face is scary. Trust me, I’ve seen pictures of some of you. Not only that I’ve seen myself at times and wondered what the %@**. I am pretty sure that is why cyber alternative relations are growing in popularity. There are even places where you can get a cyber child, pet, or house. Shoot, one lives in a small box in real world and a mansion in cyber space with everything he/she wants. Including as one tires of their friends having the options to blow them up, shoot them and even worse de-friending them. Try doing that in the real world. Here on solid ground unfriending an individual can come with serious consequences. Including they keep showing up! It is hard to block them out when they keep driving up. Other options, such as blowing them up have a higher price than most of us are willing to pay. You know the cops get a might bit testy about such things. Now cyber world don’t you get too carried away about your freedoms there are cyber cops. Not sure what they look like but they are there. Kind of like the IRS. Though I’m not sure I understand cyber law either. Commit a crime in the cyber world and go to jail in the real word. Does that mean you get to keep your cyber mansion? There is also a lot of cyber money out there. Can that be brought into the real world? Because I could use some of that currency. Farmville I am talking to you. I believe I am now going to sit down and have some tequila, not made by a cyber bar. Then I’m going to pet my real dog, and at the end of the day I will cuddle up to my beautiful wife. Sorry, this cyber thing does not have all the perks.
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