Now there are a lot of things not right in this world. Maybe it is because we messed it all up or just because we are too dense to see that it actually all makes sense. I’m partial to the theory that it is because we need extreme circumstances so that we can rationalize the absurdities in our lives. Nevertheless, some things just cannot be explained. Maybe God occasionally likes to get high and play games with our rationalities. It would be too hard to accomplish. For instance explain the Duck Bill Platypus, Bermuda Triangle, the Belmez Faces, and how did the 2008 Cardinals make it to the Super Bowl? Yesterday in the news I read the most disturbing thing. No reasoning for such a thing to exist. It was a terrifying creature that was found fossilized in Brazil. It was about the size of a dog. It was an amphibian… no wait… it was actually a mammal. Scratch that it was a hybrid of both of them, nothing worse than an animal that can’t make up its mind. I’ve seen a few of those things on the streets they’re called cross dressers. Now it gets worse as I said it’s a scary thing. It had saber type teeth. They were huge like a saber tooth tiger. Obviously a top predator of its time but stop wait it is reported to be a vegetarian. The anguish in this, the beautiful teeth made for deep puncturing where apparently used to ward off potential rivals when mating. No wonder they went extinct they killed each other every time they needed to mate. If the Almighty gave you the tools use them for the right purpose, and that is steak.
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